"Heaven Help My Heart"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason announce a quick summer hiatus (A QUICK ONE - WITH SCHEDULED CONTENT!), and attempt to wrap up current events for June as best they can by press time. Not only does this include triumphant Lady wins at the Tony Awards for Bette Midler, Laurie Metcalf, and Cynthia Nixon, but also follow-ups on Martina Navratilova and now Billie Jean King's thoughts on the Margaret Court controversy (and Tina Arena's thoughts too!), plus Julia Roberts in loud talks about new career moves, Christine McVie giving Ryan conflicted feelings for Stevie Nicks, and concert news from Bonnie Raitt, Patty Griffin, and Carole King. ALSO: Badass Debbie Allen stories from the 80s, Britt Eckland gives us a glimpse into the KLM First Class gift bag, Ann Hampton-Calloway's GMT request for the entire world, and of course, MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Sooner or Later"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason marvel at the gargantuan success of "Wonder Woman" and discuss the implications for Ladies in film going forward. ALSO: Sad news on the passing of Lady Glenne Headly, Ryan heralds the LadyHeroes of Netflix's "The Keepers", a final call for Phylicia Rashad to come to her senses, Martina Navratilova does not let a backhand escape her wrath, what Aretha Franklin is doing in the Krispy Kreme test kitchens, why Martha Stewart is sneaking into her housekeeper's drawers at night, Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Board of Governors elections pitting Geena Davis, Whoopi Goldberg, and Rita Wilson against each other, why you should be careful if Celine Dion invites you to her bedroom, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Not Gonna Give Into It"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason assess the fallout from Kathy Griffin's disastrous week in professional provocateur-ing, address Olivia Newton John's upsetting yet optimistic announcement about her health, and digress to Isabella Rossellini's Farm of Fun and Food. PLUS: the loss in Barbra Streisand's family, trying to convince Glenn Close that taking advice from chorus boys only leads to pissing off Patti LuPone, what Charlotte Rampling is doing posed next to the Mona Lisa in a nude gorilla suit, how Dame Judi Dench gave herself allergies, Robin Wright doesn't like being duped, and much MUCH MORE!

"You Don't Own Me"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sift through Lady victories and defeats from this year's television upfronts, including news for Roseanne, Reba McEntire, Angela Bassett, Carol Burnett, Andrea Martin, and Anna Wintour. PLUS - Oprah is still in Mo'Nique's warpath, Sharon Osbourne finds new love, what Michelle Pfeiffer had to do with the collapse of 'Sex and the City 3' (thank God), Joanna Lumley officially heralds a golden age of LadySpeeches (and Miriam Margolyes may just officially be our LadyWatch mascot), Stephanie Mills' money woes and theme park shows, Elizabeth Hurley puts her court payday to good use, 'First Wives Club' "trivia" and how Bette, Diane, and Goldie should approach whatever their next project ends up being, and MUCH MUCH more!

"Don't Sleep in the Subway"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on the Dionne Warwick/Aretha Franklin feud and how Gladys Knight is getting the knick-knacks involved. PLUS: Barbara Cook's sudden and unceremonious retirement announcement, Jenifer Lewis KILLING it on Facebook with the most perfect and indecipherable musical video diaries of her trip around the world, Patti LuPone stirs the shit with Madonna, Demi Moore's chicken-boilin' pool causes even more grief, and health news for Loretta Lynn, Olivia Newton John, and Seidah Garrett. ALSO: A jam-packed Billboard Music Awards with throwback performances from Celine Dion and Cher, a shocking story from Petula Clark about an indecent proposal for her and Karen Carpenter, Sinead O'Connor's search for a trans charity that fits her needs, more details about Anjelica Huston's bed hoarding, and MUCH MUCH more.

"Chicken Soup with Rice"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason once again tread lightly over the subject of Roseanne Barr trying to revive "Roseanne", and in doing so, create a call to action for the LadyWatchers on behalf of Natalie West. ALSO: Geena Davis' 3rd Annual Bentonville Film Festival paving the way for women to have their work seen in Walmarts all over America, Tony Award nominations for Sally Field, Laura Linney and Cynthia Nixon, as well as for Bette Midler, Patti LuPone and Christine Ebersole (aka the Ladies who are going to lose to Bette Midler). PLUS - Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing are at it again on Twitter, Raquel Welch's udderly shocking beauty secrets, Celine Dion's pocketful of ID at her very first MET Gala, Mariska Hargitay has to undo decades of misinformation on the part of the "Law & Order SVU" writers, and much much more!

"I Say a Little Prayer"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason wrap up the emotional roller coaster that has been FX's "Feud", and buckle up for the ride that will surely be Aretha Franklin and Dionne Warwick's feud. PLUS - Ladies, Ladies, Ladies at TriBeCa Film Festival, Tilda Swinton is playing some kind of pig god, Faye Dunaway trying to wag the dog, English Ladies up in arms about public access to acting school, a proposal to bar Roseanne Barr from her own sitcom, plus RYAN'S BIRTHDAY and much much more!

"Immortality"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason start their goodbyes to the wonder of Lady riches that has been FX's "Feud", and also learn Olivia de Havilland's true feelings about the show's fairness and accuracy via her signature email correspondence (a sentence that still astounds). ALSO: Praise for Aretha Franklin in taking a controversial stance in favor of Shonda Rhimes leaving her the hell alone, Kim Cattrall's rhythm and denim inspires an art installation in Brooklyn, LaToya Jackson may or may not be feeding info to People Magazine about the reasons for Janet Jackson's divorce, Celine Dion's perfectly Celine way of getting career advice from her late husband through fan art, and details on how you can get accredited in Dolly Parton Studies. PLUS: Contrite remembrances for Erin Moran after her passing, Vanessa Redgrave's artistic plea for refugee survival, how Hayley Mills witnessed John Lennon taunt suicidal Judy Garland, and many MANY more stories that aren't nearly as heavy as those ones.

"Cool Rider"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason try to uncover Wilson mysteries of the Heart, plus Martha Stewart ruins everyone's day at Yankee Stadium, the NutriBullet that is Patti LuPone and Christine Ebersole in Broadway's 'War Paint', Jane Seymour brings a battery of fragrances to a store near you (and not a whiff of Dr Quinn to be found), Maggie Smith's complicated relationship with Downton Abbey continues, Sheryl Crow has words for Madonna's words, Georgia Engel is a cool rider on a Vespa, Dee Wallace and her bloody and controversial new artsploitation venture with a deformed Cleetus in the Outback, Salma Hayek throwing phones at dinner parties, and a lot of talk about celebrity penises. Sorry about the last part.

"Go To Hell"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason herald the 3rd Annual Bentonville Film Festival and all the Lady surprises that Geena Davis has in store for this year, plus updates on Cher's mother's heath and Doris Day's birthdate, the plot activism of the final of scene of "Big Little Lies", Annette Bening's Oscar Governor panic room, a spoken word poem about Maxine Waters from Sharon Stone that no one asked for, Lorna Luft's close call with a fan's sweater, Melanie Griffith on plastic surgery and a privileged gypsy life, Chita Rivera taps out Fred Astaire, Hurricane Patti LaBelle is BACK on the press circuit, Jane Goodall vs Dian Fossey and which one was in "Out of Africa", and much much more!

"(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs of Dover"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Jackie Hoffman both onstage and as a general force of nature, send love and thoughts to Cher in whatever is keeping her from Flint, ponder the status of Katey Sagal's eggs, follow up with Diane Sawyer's follow ups, try to figure out how Charo can suck an orange with her lips, take advice from Elaine Paige about spending more time around younger people, find out what Lady is opening Joe's Roadhouse Lounge in either North Carolina or New York, and learn about which vegetables Ann-Margret doesn't know. PLUS: A deep dive on the Ladies of Kindergarten Cop, Linda Evans' no-apologies-apology, and VERA LYNN IS STILL ALIVE!!!

"I'll Be Seeing You"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the Carrie Fisher / Debbie Reynolds public memorial at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, which Ryan could unfortunately not attend. (Luckily Jason was there to report on all the things that made him crazy) ALSO: A huge thank you to our first-week LadyPatrons on the successful launch of the subscription platform to grow the show, "Grace and Frankie" returns and Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are back in the press cycle, Cher makes a marriage proposal a slam dunk, Nichelle Nichols rides on a NASA telescope (for the second time!), Petula Clark's beef with a dead Lady, Diane Sawyer's beef with the beef industry, and Kathleen Turner's beef on a roll. PLUS: SJP's Lady power brunch with Michelle Obama, Robin Roberts, and Gayle King, what Bette Davis and Stevie Nicks have in common, how not to pronounce Whoopi Goldberg's co-worker's names, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!

"How Does a Moment Last Forever"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason have BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS about BIG THINGS and BIG REQUESTS of the LadyWatchers for BIGGER LADYWATCH!!!!! THEN: Céline Dion is BACK in 'Beauty and the Beast', with Emma Thompson filling Angela Lansbury's considerable saucers (and off in another movie, Jo Anne Worley plays the entire room), Judi Dench's low-fanfare bus stop opening, Linda Evans' delayed-reaction DUI video, Diane Keaton's special turtleneck yarn, Martha Stewart don't give a fuck anymore, S. Epatha Merkerson: The Musical!, PLUS new LadyTwitter Round-Up segment, the difference between Tina Arena and an arena with Tina, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"That's What Friends Are For"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on everything from Nicole Kidman's fingers to Rose Marie's Kickstarter for vaudeville and mob stories. Also, sad news of the passing of our Patron Saint of LadyWatching Robert Osborne, PLUS hanging on Kirk Douglas' every word through CZJ through Jackie Hoffman, Dionne Warwick's Lady AIDS Awareness Train, a first for Vivienne Westwood's runway activism, Barbra Streisand's Toilet Penis pancakes, Phylicia Rashad's Page Six rants and how she can turn it into art for a cause, a new EGOT challenge for Rita Moreno, and much much more!

"Little Lies"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason praise God herself for the Divine Gift that is FX's "Feud" and for the overwhelming bounty of blessings that are Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford, Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis, (lady-in-waiting) C-Z-J as (Lady-in-LIVING) O-de-H, Judy Davis as Hedda Hopper, Kathy Bates as Joan Blondell, and Jackie Hoffman as fucking ANYTHING!!

PLUS: We predicted last week that agent-of-chaos Faye Dunaway would cause a scene while presenting at the Academy Awards and boy oh boy, she did NOT disappoint! In fact, Shirley MacLaine is STILL aghast at the mistake (and still calling Annette Bening when she can't get ahold of Warren), Salma Hayek saw it all go down FIRST, and Marissa Tomei gets VINDICATED. Also: Oprah both does AND doesn't consider running for President, Lisa Marie Presley's life is kind of falling apart but it looks like Priscilla has it COVERED, a British woman is killed ON Doris Day, and much MUCH more

"All I Wanna Do"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason make Lady Oscar predictions and discuss drama surrounding Meryl's dress and bad press, Alfre Woodard's annual dismissal of the press, and Faye Dunaway just looking for press of any kind. Also, the squeaky Melinda Gates on contraception, the Lisa Frank unicorn lippy collection, and Reba singing gospel and NOT talking about the election. PLUS: Sheryl Crow's favorite lace robe-not-a-robe from Stevie Nicks, Katey Sagal's career-not-a-career from Gene Simmons, and Brenda Blethyn's memories-not-her-memories of the school play. AND: Trapped on a boat with Sheila E., trapped on an island with Patti LaBelle, and trapped in your own mind with Catherine Keener, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Hold On"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason (but mostly Jason) herald the arrival of Christine Baranksi's big moment on "The Good Fight", Céline Dion invites herself to yet another wedding, Enya ventures out of the castle for a Grammy loss, Tina Knowles gives the Lemonade salute to Grammy voters, Oprah successfully stands up for all women against one of President Toilet Penis' abhorrent cabinet picks (and also stands up for the rights of women to a good cruise), Brooke Shields heads for the waves, and Alfre Woodard heads for the kaftans. PLUS Angela Lansbury: Balloon Lady, Patricia Hearst: Dog Shower, Ellen Burstyn: Bathed Flo, and Sarah Jessica Parker: Book Club Organizer.

"Safety in Numbers"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Sen. Elizabeth Warren's rage and encourage the fearless persistence of Ladies of all stripes against the tyranny of male suppression, plus speculation about who will be the next lucky owner of the newly-listed Grey Gardens (and advice for Suzanne Somers on why her Palm Springs palace isn't selling), how Bjork does or doesn't sleep in America, the right and wrong way to approach a Martha Stewart in its natural snowy habitat, Oprah's new Lady film reboot, Marcia Gay Harden's social media promotions deemed too risqué even for the producers of Fifty Shades Darker, and Vanessa Williams enlists a pet psychic on two separate occasions to mixed results. ALSO: Ryan gushes about a major upcoming Lady project in which he is actually involved, Shirley MacLaine's habitual on-set kicks, a pitch for a Cybill Shepherd multi-cam Martha Stewart sitcom, Jasmine Guy is back at a TV college, Carol Burnett vs. Leslie Jones living in your walls, shame to Jean Smart's ungrateful son, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Sign of the Times"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason see a Hillary Clinton peek her head out to find her shadow and yet somehow we're still living this dystopian alternate reality - BUT - the Ladies soldier on! Patti LaBelle is back in the kitchen, Glenn Close is back inside Norma Desmond, Jane Fonda is back on the activism circuit, and maybe things will be okay...? IN THE MEANTIME: Salma Hayek has to slap Shirley MacLaine woke, congratulations to Betty Buckley on her hit film and horse math doctorate, Ryan's complicated relationship with Susan Sarandon, the ceiling horror in Joan Collins' London flat, whether Dr. Who will regenerate as a Lady (and if so, Who?!). ALSO: Why Miriam Margolyes might be coming to a toilet VERY near you, questions about the depreciation rate of Mary Hart's assets, momentum builds on a Pet Clark jukebox musical, Oprah's 60 minutes back in the spotlight (and her 57 varieties in the freezer), dueling Kitty Menendezes on TV, and MUCH MUCH MORE!